Got MILF?

I have always hated this term.
Vulgar.
Inappropriate.
Just plain ridiculous.
Until the Sexy Mama fairy came knockin' on the door.
The truth is we all have a little MILF in us.
Some more than others.
Some less.
Some who always managed to keep her alive.
You know who they are...
Those bikini rockin mamas on the beach who haven't let breastfeeding, all night colics or stretch marks ravage their inner Sexy Goddesses.
These mamas can leave you feeling embarassed , while you are rockin' the SPANX under the extra- support-corset-style-swimsuit you bought at Wal-Mart.
Or Jealous.
"How can she look like that with a newborn?"
"How does she do it?"
"Obviously she doesn't eat! Glad to see her priorities are low-carbs-gym-visits-All-About-me-Selfishness!"
Perhaps some of those Sexy mamas don't have their priorities straight.
But many other do, I assure you.
What is so wrong about modeling a sexy self-esteeem through eating right, sweating at the gym and Keeping up with the Fashion Police?
After all, when Mama is happy...So are the kids.
And Big Daddies as well.
A weird thing happened to this Mama when the Wild Things turned 5.
Hair color? No longer in the box.
Make-up? A little goes a long way.
Work outs? They say sweat is fat crying. Oh the fat is crying.
The Fabulous shoe closet? Back in business!
We all have the Sexy Mama in us.
Some flaunt her in public.
Some keep her hidden for Big Daddy Tuesday nights.
Denying her is not the option.
Mamas...There's nothing wrong with Bringing your Sexy back...
She's been there all along.
Just don't do a Britney...
But don't do the Granny Panty either.

Namaste xox